Dear Love:

The way I love you makes my heart ache. Morning always smells delicious when you’re around. I cannot live without you, I ache when you’re gone, when you’re not around. My head feels heavy and I mourn your absence. I would do anything for you. I love you, I love the way you taste, the way you kick start my day.
But I can’t take the abuse any longer. I can’t take the physical pain. I can’t do this anymore, the addiction is getting to me. The expensive demands and the headaches that come when I can no longer afford you are too much. I think we need to see other people. I’m sorry to do this to you, I really am, but I think I would be better off with orange juice. I love you coffee, I always will, but orange juice treats me better. There are other caffeine addicts out there, younger even, you’ll be fine.
Love M